Thursday, July 28, 2005

For some time now, Democrats have been fretting over why their party's public "perception" is one of not being strong on national security. Now, as someone who is libertarian-leaning, believes in divided gov't, and votes Republican as the lesser of two evils, I would rather not see Dems forfeit all their Senate seats in the next few elections. So, in order to help them keep some semblance of relevance over the next decade or so, I have composed the following ditty (in the tune of "Blowin' in the Wind").

How many wars must a Democrat support,
Before they will call him a man?
Yes ‘n’ how many medals must a Senator sport,
Before the nation trusts his command?
Yes ‘n’ how many soldiers must she add to our forts,
Before voters trust Hillary’s war stance?

The answer my friend,
Is in Sandy Berger’s pants.
The answer is in Sandy Berger’s pants.

Oh, how many times can Chris Matthews retort,
That insurgents are the same as the Founders of this land?
Yes ‘n’ how many times will they re-run Abu Ghraib reports,
Before the media brass say they can’t?
Yes ‘n’ how much abuse must our soldiers take from Kos’ cohort,
Before the mods ban all their rants?

The answer my friend,
Is in Sandy Berger’s pants.
The answer is in Sandy Berger’s pants.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Fitch said...

That's really funny. Excellent lyrics.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice diversion from Bush's filthy war.

4:36 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Yes, I agree, SAndy's smuggling of stolen national secrity documents was a nice diversion from Bush's liberation of 50 million people.

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, now I'll never be able to listen to that song again without thinking of Sandy Berger's pants.

Thanks a lot. May Sandy Berger use Kelo to take your house to build a factory for making the perfect document-stuffing pants. :P

10:57 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

LOL Fitting revenge indeed.

4:33 PM  

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