Monday, July 11, 2005

Bad news for catbloggers, which of course is good news for Jeff Goldstein.
Infected men, suggests one new study, tend to become more aggressive, scruffy, antisocial and are less attractive
I have 2 Burmese kittens, and the symptoms sound about right (except for that last part).

Women, on the other hand, appear to exhibit the “sex kitten” effect, becoming less trustworthy, more desirable, fun-loving and possibly more promiscuous.
Men, I think you know what to do.

NOTE: This site does not endorse or condone the use of cats as devices for seducing women.

3 Comments:

Anonymous cthulhu said...

>>TallDave on PW:
Women, on the other hand, appear to exhibit the “sex kitten” effect, becoming less trustworthy, more desirable, fun- loving and possibly more promiscuous.

Men, you know what to do.
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Wait a second -- you're talking about an incurable brain disease you catch from pussies!?!

Here, I thought I knew what to do since puberty......but now I'm just confused.

9:08 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Well, one more disease like that I guess. I've seen numerous men compulsively throwing money away for the same reason, which ought to at least qualify as a disability if not a disease.

What, you mean you're only confused now?

10:36 AM  
Blogger FIAR said...

Whoa! That's freaky! How reliable do you think these findings are?

9:56 PM  

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