Sunday, February 13, 2005

Eulogies for Jeff Gannon (who?) in haiku

Conservative Jeff
Brought down by libs; no one cares
Cause we got Eason.
A Tribute from Link

Gannon, they somehow
Without the silver arrows
Managed to kill you.
More at Ace of Spades HQ.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

[crickets chirping]

12:39 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Some of us like crickets.

Thanks for stopping by!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahahaha! Yet another crazy radical whackjob wingnut who whines about morality while secretly drooling over male prostitutes and hardcore pornography.

No surprise, though. After all, you are the values party --- the values of corruption and lies and hypocrisy and death and white supremacy.

BTW. when are you getting fitted for your pointy little white hat, wingnut?

1:02 PM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

Gannon, Prostitute.
Accessed secure documents.
Credit to his field.

11:11 AM  
Blogger TallDave said...


LOL your comments speak for themselves. Which party has a KKK recruiter in the Senate? That would be yours. As for drooling over Jeff Gannon, I thought you guys were against gay-bashing. Big surprise: gay-bashing conservatives is fine in your book. Hypocrisy? Yeah.

Thanks for stopping by!

12:17 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...


Rather, CBS
Published crude, forged documents
Credit to their field.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

President George Bush.
Went to war for one reason,
Later changed his mind.

Old Robert Novak.
Outs a CIA agent.
No slap on the wrist.

O, Rick Santorum!
How ever to justify
The rampant hatred?

Karl Rove, mastermind.
Constructs campaigns out of lies.
Nothing is sacred.

6:16 AM  
Blogger TallDave said...

President George Bush.
Waged war for many reasons,
Later, libbies lied.

Valerie Plame "spied"
From safely behind a desk
And everyone knew.

O that Robert Byrd
How many did he recruit
Into Klan of hate?

Karl Rove, haha!
Dems blame for for all their troubles
Voters know better.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

Bush to liberals:
"War was for liberation!"
The facts prove him wrong.

11:35 AM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Liberals to Bush:
"War liberated no one!"
Iraqis say "Wrong."

1:00 PM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

"The ends justify the means."
Sounds a lot like Bush.

12:04 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

How many democracies?
Bush: 3 and counting.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

Bush taking credit
Where no credit is due him.
Sounds familiar, yes?

Lebanese guys quit
Due to some acts of terror.
Bush claims the glory.

In Afghanistan,
Warlords always rule the day.
It's a little sad.

Iraq's insurgents.
Still a force to be handled.
Pretend they're not there.

4:02 AM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Google says you're wrong.
Bush always talked liberty.
As did neocons.

It really isn't hard
to go to Google for quotes. Really. It isn't.

America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children. - George W. Bush

Combat forces of the United States, Great Britain, Australia, Poland, and other countries enforced the demands of the United Nations, ended the rule of Saddam Hussein - and the people of Iraq are free. - George W. Bush

Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear. - George W. Bush

For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place. - George W. Bush

I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation's interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation's interest. - George W. Bush

I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American. Iraqis will write their own history and find their own way. - George W. Bush

Some have argued that confronting the threat from Iraq could detract from the war against terror. To the contrary, confronting the threat posed by Iraq is crucial to winning the war on terror. - George W. Bush

The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free, and proud, and fighting terror - and America is honored to be their friend. - George W. Bush

The momentum of freedom in our world is unmistakable - and it is not carried forward by our power alone. We can trust in that greater power Who guides the unfolding of the years. And in all that is to come, we can know that His purposes are just and true. - George W. Bush

The story of America is the story of expanding liberty: an ever-widening circle, constantly growing to reach further and include more. Our nation's founding commitment is still our deepest commitment: In our world, and here at home, we will extend the frontiers of freedom. - George W. Bush

The terrorists are fighting freedom with all their cunning and cruelty because freedom is their greatest fear - and they should be afraid, because freedom is on the march. - George W. Bush

The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free. - George W. Bush

The United States of America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins. The killers will fail, and the Iraqi people will live in freedom. - George W. Bush

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. - George W. Bush

We're pursuing a strategy of freedom around the world, because I understand free nations will reject terror. Free nations will answer the hopes and aspirations of their people. Free nations will help us achieve the peace we all want. - George W. Bush

You can't put democracy and freedom back into a box. - George W. Bush

We will help the Iraqi people to find the benefits and assume the duties of self-government. The form of those institutions will arise from Iraq's own culture and its own choices. - George W. Bush, 3/26/03

The goal is an Iraq that stands on its own feet and that governs itself in freedom and in unity and with respect for the rights of all its citizens. We'd like to get to that goal as quickly as possible. - Paul Wolfowitz, 4/1/03

1:36 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Insurgency tough.
No one says that is isn't
But freedom winning.

1:43 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

In Afghanistan
Voting, the first time ever
Peace, hope for future.

1:44 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Syria kills man
Expects that no one will care
Bush has changed all that.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Fargus... said...

Well I guess you're right.
George Bush is God of the Earth.
Let's bow and praise him.

4:07 PM  
Blogger TallDave said...

Bush overspends, misspeaks
Opens borders. Saving grace:
Foreign policy.

5:52 PM  

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