BREAKING NEWS: Dan Rather says he has proof he was not fired
Today Dan Rather claimed to have been faxed official CBS documents from "an unimpeachable source" at a Kinko's in New York that prove his resignation had nothing to do with his alleged incompetent boobery.
But document experts and internet bloggers said the the documents appeared to be crude forgeries. Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs claimed that a group of 5-year-olds had all been able to exactly recreate the alleged memos in only a few minutes using crayons and fingerpaint. "The overlay is exact," he noted, and provided a graphic to illustrate.